As if it wasn't bad enough that the first mission Daisy had really been assigned since she transferred overseas was so...well, silly, to be honest, it was made problematic by the fact that there were also several
different places all around America that claimed to be the host of the World's Largest Ball of Twine. That in itself seemed a bit of a crime, really, but they were all saved by the staggering amounts of semantics and details that went into twine. Semantics that every single proprietor of one of these balls of twine spots seemed very enthusiastic to explain to Daisy in great length and detail. Daisy could probably consider herself a veritable twine expert by now.
Thankfully, however, there was only one
Biggest Ball of Twine (a very important distinction she learned), and only one with a rotating fish restaurant on top of it and only one that her bosses have been banned from at least four times and a surprising handful of them that seemed to be threatening the gravitational pull of the sun and were in a very stiff competition with a similar ball of twine somewhere in Canada. That narrowed the search down a little bit, and gave her a focus for exactly why the ball was being tampered with and who the suspects might be. (It boiled down to an impressive amount of geologists, astrologists, and...well, Canadian Twine Enthusiasts).
And hopefully, this would be the last stretch. Daisy stood in the Minnesotan afternoon light, looking upon the ball of twine thoughtfully while the owner of the attraction finished up the last of the set-up for where she'd be interrogating some of the gathered suspects, a moment she was using to remind herself that she loved her job and no justice was too small to be served, when she found herself momentarily distracted.
( The stories are all Anansi's... )Daisy's head was tilted, and she blinked as though coming out of the story, blinkingly back into the fact that she was at the World's Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota. And then she asked, "Why did you tell me that story?"
"You call that a story? I barely cleared my throat. But maybe I thought a nice little Bird like yourself might want to come and be friends with me," he said in a light chuckle and, instead of being annoyed (she
was on duty), Daisy smiled.
"So you could trick me into the boiling pot and have soup?" she asked.
"Smart bird," the man said, chuckling. "You know, I've got a son. Dumb as a box of rocks, but I think he'd like you."
"I should probably get to work, but thank you for the story."
"Anytime. I've got a million of them. And I should probably get to that rotating fish restaurant. Those oysters are calling my name! I love places like this. If you get a chance, you should really check out the House on the Rock in Spring Green, right over in Wisconsin. Biggest artificial orchestra in the whole world! You gotta see it."
"Ta, I'll keep that in mind."
And, funny, Daisy realized, as she headed toward the office to finish her investigation, as she walked one way and the man with the lemon yellow gloves walked the other, she had the strangest feeling that she knew him or, at least, she knew that smell of old cigars.
[[ NFB for distance, NFI unless you've got a reason to be at the world's largest ball of twine, OOC welcome, and excuse me while I squee once more at the opportunity to be a Gaiman dorkface. The Biggest Ball of Twine is entirely Sam & Max Hit the Road. Anansi's story swiped straight from Anansi Boys and Mr. Nancy's description taken piecemeal from American Gods. And anyone else who recognizes the levels of awesome in this are among my favourite people ever ]]